fuck bitches I'm a princess.

iwillbeyourgoal:

lorimort:

confusedastronaut-:

hotdamncarlospena:

WHAT ARE YOU WEARING JAKE FROM STATE FARM?

uh… khakis

she sounds hideous

well she’s a guy, so

sspirate:

cakeismycroftsdivision:

Pregnant Hitler…. okay, I have officially seen everything the internet has to offer.

Trust me, the internet has much worse things out there for you to see.

allthingseurope:

Kizhi, Russia (by tango-)

Bette: I'm going to kill myself.
Kit: Before you kill yourself, Jenny wants to know if you want to go to a premiere with her tomorrow night.
Bette: I can't go.
Bette: Because I'll be dead.
Bette: Because I will have killed myself.

amperehope:

The most heartwrenching of all the possible universes.